be are sho cool !

this ones dedicated to all the small town people who move into Pune and suddenly give a new meaning to the "pigeon turning into swan" story . Lets start with a college kid who comes here from Ratnagiri or something and joins some college here in Pune . Within one month "bhai" turns to "dude" , pleated trousers are replaced by baggies and converse all stars are the must haves *yawn , so fucking cliche* . "Dude" buys a motorcycle and goes to parties and jives to music which suddenly becomes his favorite*even though he is actually hearing it for the first time*. He knows the guitarist of the city's unknown , unheard of some local third grade apparent rock band , who he claims plays at his birthday bash . "Dude" smokes up every evening and screams "woooooooooo........." from his terrace, which he thinks is causing trouble to the neighbours and is his idea of telling the world "we rule , woooooooooo" . "Dude" even has a guitar at his apartment , which apparently he has never made an effort to learn , but still the chicks will think he plays the guitar "wooooooooo ........" . "Dude" doesnt drink "doodh" anymore , he drinks beer all the time . *yeah ! dude so fucking rules man*.

Next we have a girl who has just joined an IT company in Pune and she hails from Bahadurgarh . She weighs just under 80 kilos and has a face that could remind you about the uncut watermelon in your refrigerator , but still , madam tries to act all feminine and petite . Madam has the figure of Amrish Puri in his youth , but still wears body hugging clothes , the ass seems as if its gonna explode , but still madam wears tight fitting jeans . She has just rented a flat in Aundh , and she lives with her college friends from Bahadurgarh. They are 5 girls staying in a 2 BHK apartment . Madam has just got infected with the "cool" bug . Madam wears make up every morning as if its her wedding , and finishes a bottle of sabse sasta cologne out there in a week . She thinks a guy who wishes her "good morning" is hitting on her . Madam has chocolate milkshake every morning , but ofcourse with skimmed milk , cos shes really into losing weight these days *hope you got the pun in the last sentence* . Madam has a big gang in office , with whom she goes to have lunch in the office cafeteria . The more the number of tables that madam has to join to accomodate her friends , the more popular madam is , and the more people think that "oh my good , they have so many friends !" . *see we have such a big gang of friends , we could like fill noah's ark all by ourselves*. On the weekends madam goes out to have ganne ka juice in the morning , and then makes aalu puri , on which one of madam's friends starts crying "mummy ki yaad aa rahi hai" . The bahadurgarh gang then go out and party on saturday night , with a trip to McDonalds . They even click pictures there , and even ask someone to click a pic with all 5 of them in it. *awww , sob sob* . Madam has never wore anything apart from a suit all her life , but she goes out to Pune Central to buy herself tight fitting tops and jeans *provided theres a sale ofcourse* . Converse all stars are also the latest must haves *jeez , all stars are sho cool* . Madam is a powerful woman of today and is all set to make it into the 100 most powerful women of the world list within 5 years for sure !

Last but not the least we have mr.kool bwaaye from Dariyapur . 'kool bwaaye' , has just moved to Pune to work in sabsetez infotech . 'kool bwaaye' has coloured hair , which looks like hes fallen head first into a shit pot which has not been flushed for about a week. 'kool bwaaye' has heard one song by green day and his orkut profile says "totally into rock music". 'kool bwaaye' owns a Pulsar which is his only claim to fame . 'kool bwaaye' has just patao-fied a bandi from office , and his life is settled now . 'kool bwaaye' has a big gang of friends from office, and they go to see movies at e-square morning shows every weekend . 'kool bwaaye' has just started reading "3 mistakes of my life" and thinks it is the finest piece of literature hes ever read . *actually which is true* . 'kool bwaaye' goes to MG Road with his girlfriend to do 'window shopping' , and hes actually not bought anything since the last clearance sale . 'kool bwaaye' puts photos with him posing as a bodybuilder every other day on orkut and the profile pic will usually be that of him holding a guitar even though hes never actually held one before. 'kool bwaaye' goes to crossword and asks whether they have facebook ? . 'kool bwaaye' thinks the 4 people he lives with in his flat are the 'wackiest dudes on the planet , the coolest , the absolutes , pot bellied greek gods' . 'kool bwaaye''s girlfriend still talks about the time when they went to a pub about 7 months ago and claims they have the best french fries . 'kool bwaaye' gives his birthday treat at Delhi Kitchen where he orders special butter chicken . 'kool bwaaye' is surely living it up !

war for territory

brilliant song by sepultura .... these guys are talking about how the current world is possessed with blood hungry people killing each other for territory , in the name of religion , caste ,,, and what not ...

Territory

Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Sucking your trust
A trap in every word

War for territory
War for territory

Choice control
Behind propaganda
Poor information
To manage your anger

Dictators speech
Blasting off your life
Rule to kill the urge
Dumb assholes speech

Years of fighting
Teaching my son
To believe in that man
Racist human being
Racist ground will live
Shame and regret
Of the pride
You've once possessed

seems like i have finally broken the jinx , or have I ? .. the power to say 'NO' . I used to be of a very naive nature , and whenever someone asked me "lets do this" , "lets go fishing" , "come to my place for a beer" , I was not able to say 'NO' , even though I might not be even 1 % interested in doing whatever whatever .... Yeah , maybe after attaining this superpower (no less than a superpower it is for me ! ) , people might stop calling me to do whatever whatever ... but remember , I aint saying it (NO) cos' I wanna prove a point or something , I am just saying it (NO) cos I dont feel like doing your whatever whatever .... !