Gentlemen , welcome to fight club

have you guys seen the movie - fight club ... yeah , english waali ! .. this is one of my all time favourite movies ... well , my office almost , if not exactly ,,, but almost resembles a 'fight club' .

Well , lets see where the similarities start ...

The first rule of fight club is , "you do not talk about fight club" ...
Pretty true , no matter what sort of problems you are having with your boss , you are not supposed to make it public .

The second rule of fight club is , "you do not talk about fight club" ...
Dont let anyone know that you just had a heated argument with your boss yesterday , regarding anything ranging from "mujhe onsite bhejo" to "main jaldi nahi aa sakta".

Third rule , "When someone says stop , or goes limp , even if he's just faking it , the fight is over" ....
Well , if your boss gives a fake smile , but he's really determined to screw your life from the inside , then you've still got to give up the fight , even though you know , its not really over .

Fourth rule , "Only two guys a fight"...
Pretty true in our case too, cos' if your boss has singled you out for something that happened like 10 million light years ago (yeah yeah , pun intended !! ) ... still he's gonna be taking your case till you eventually disappear.

Fifth rule , "One fight at a time" ...
Not really true , everyone seems to be fighting with each other all the time ... as some geeky jerks in my team would joke about it , "multi-threading ho rahi hai" ... "hahahahhaha" . Not Funny.

Sixth rule , "No shirts , no shoes" ...
Well we can relate to this point also , when someone wants a piece of you , they just forget that they are in a place called office , and attack you like a hungry animal ... so yeah animals i.e no shirts , no shoes ... got the point ?

Seventh rule , "Fights will go on , as long as they have to"...
Pretty true , but the only twist is , no matter how good you are , or how much you work , fights will go on as long as your boss wants them to go on ...

The last rule , "This is your first night at fight club , you have to fight" ...
After some time everyone figures out , that they are being treated unfairly , and eventually everyone starts fighting .