be are sho cool !

this ones dedicated to all the small town people who move into Pune and suddenly give a new meaning to the "pigeon turning into swan" story . Lets start with a college kid who comes here from Ratnagiri or something and joins some college here in Pune . Within one month "bhai" turns to "dude" , pleated trousers are replaced by baggies and converse all stars are the must haves *yawn , so fucking cliche* . "Dude" buys a motorcycle and goes to parties and jives to music which suddenly becomes his favorite*even though he is actually hearing it for the first time*. He knows the guitarist of the city's unknown , unheard of some local third grade apparent rock band , who he claims plays at his birthday bash . "Dude" smokes up every evening and screams "woooooooooo........." from his terrace, which he thinks is causing trouble to the neighbours and is his idea of telling the world "we rule , woooooooooo" . "Dude" even has a guitar at his apartment , which apparently he has never made an effort to learn , but still the chicks will think he plays the guitar "wooooooooo ........" . "Dude" doesnt drink "doodh" anymore , he drinks beer all the time . *yeah ! dude so fucking rules man*.

Next we have a girl who has just joined an IT company in Pune and she hails from Bahadurgarh . She weighs just under 80 kilos and has a face that could remind you about the uncut watermelon in your refrigerator , but still , madam tries to act all feminine and petite . Madam has the figure of Amrish Puri in his youth , but still wears body hugging clothes , the ass seems as if its gonna explode , but still madam wears tight fitting jeans . She has just rented a flat in Aundh , and she lives with her college friends from Bahadurgarh. They are 5 girls staying in a 2 BHK apartment . Madam has just got infected with the "cool" bug . Madam wears make up every morning as if its her wedding , and finishes a bottle of sabse sasta cologne out there in a week . She thinks a guy who wishes her "good morning" is hitting on her . Madam has chocolate milkshake every morning , but ofcourse with skimmed milk , cos shes really into losing weight these days *hope you got the pun in the last sentence* . Madam has a big gang in office , with whom she goes to have lunch in the office cafeteria . The more the number of tables that madam has to join to accomodate her friends , the more popular madam is , and the more people think that "oh my good , they have so many friends !" . *see we have such a big gang of friends , we could like fill noah's ark all by ourselves*. On the weekends madam goes out to have ganne ka juice in the morning , and then makes aalu puri , on which one of madam's friends starts crying "mummy ki yaad aa rahi hai" . The bahadurgarh gang then go out and party on saturday night , with a trip to McDonalds . They even click pictures there , and even ask someone to click a pic with all 5 of them in it. *awww , sob sob* . Madam has never wore anything apart from a suit all her life , but she goes out to Pune Central to buy herself tight fitting tops and jeans *provided theres a sale ofcourse* . Converse all stars are also the latest must haves *jeez , all stars are sho cool* . Madam is a powerful woman of today and is all set to make it into the 100 most powerful women of the world list within 5 years for sure !

Last but not the least we have mr.kool bwaaye from Dariyapur . 'kool bwaaye' , has just moved to Pune to work in sabsetez infotech . 'kool bwaaye' has coloured hair , which looks like hes fallen head first into a shit pot which has not been flushed for about a week. 'kool bwaaye' has heard one song by green day and his orkut profile says "totally into rock music". 'kool bwaaye' owns a Pulsar which is his only claim to fame . 'kool bwaaye' has just patao-fied a bandi from office , and his life is settled now . 'kool bwaaye' has a big gang of friends from office, and they go to see movies at e-square morning shows every weekend . 'kool bwaaye' has just started reading "3 mistakes of my life" and thinks it is the finest piece of literature hes ever read . *actually which is true* . 'kool bwaaye' goes to MG Road with his girlfriend to do 'window shopping' , and hes actually not bought anything since the last clearance sale . 'kool bwaaye' puts photos with him posing as a bodybuilder every other day on orkut and the profile pic will usually be that of him holding a guitar even though hes never actually held one before. 'kool bwaaye' goes to crossword and asks whether they have facebook ? . 'kool bwaaye' thinks the 4 people he lives with in his flat are the 'wackiest dudes on the planet , the coolest , the absolutes , pot bellied greek gods' . 'kool bwaaye''s girlfriend still talks about the time when they went to a pub about 7 months ago and claims they have the best french fries . 'kool bwaaye' gives his birthday treat at Delhi Kitchen where he orders special butter chicken . 'kool bwaaye' is surely living it up !