most commonly heard in engineering college daaru parties
1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...
2.You know i am not drunk...
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga...
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai...
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...
11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..
20. Abe sabne finish kar li tu kya kar raha hai chal khaali kar esko.
21. Abe jaldi kaahe ki abhi raat apni hai aur kal chutti hai.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Dehal jokes
Well , there is this genius friend of mine , Arjun Singh Dehal ... if he went into the stand up comedy business , he'd make that vir something something guy look like a dead seal . Here are a couple of his legendary jokes that i remember from college days
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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .
Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .
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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .
Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?
Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai
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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .
Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .
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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .
Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?
Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai
Saturday, July 18, 2009
In my own greed
Silently I step unto my faith, I feel acceptance now, a righteous
path they'll grant. Slavery is all I leave behind, the weak are silent
now, bowed down in their own filth.
Across realms never traveled, rupturing climates, the sun is lost
Dragged through this endless gate, the unseen guides whispers
for the unseen way. Breathless air infuse me, calm I absorb the
chilling wind. Black is what lies ahead, in fear I am no more, I
shall greet its pain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed.
Shielded from, the past I leave behind, another day is rising and
in its womb, my desire. The gift, sent that I possess, arried with
pride, earned before this time. Death, inept to claim my stained
soul, this journey I have tekn, swept me before its hands
In life came clarity at last, I am of the forgotten, my spirit is dead.
Blinding lights as one to be reborn, uplifted and redeemed,
my being their spawn.
I'm the beast that ate my putrid soul in conflict with the earthly,
the fleas of mass disgrace. Harmony, of which I have been
robbed, my course is sacrilegious, I honor every step.
Treading forth as I realize I am there to dwell in my might, come
solitude. Seasons passed in my wondering lost for words,
perpetual I shall remain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed, it shall so be
Lyrics Courtesy : Spawn of Possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spawn_of_Possession
path they'll grant. Slavery is all I leave behind, the weak are silent
now, bowed down in their own filth.
Across realms never traveled, rupturing climates, the sun is lost
Dragged through this endless gate, the unseen guides whispers
for the unseen way. Breathless air infuse me, calm I absorb the
chilling wind. Black is what lies ahead, in fear I am no more, I
shall greet its pain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed.
Shielded from, the past I leave behind, another day is rising and
in its womb, my desire. The gift, sent that I possess, arried with
pride, earned before this time. Death, inept to claim my stained
soul, this journey I have tekn, swept me before its hands
In life came clarity at last, I am of the forgotten, my spirit is dead.
Blinding lights as one to be reborn, uplifted and redeemed,
my being their spawn.
I'm the beast that ate my putrid soul in conflict with the earthly,
the fleas of mass disgrace. Harmony, of which I have been
robbed, my course is sacrilegious, I honor every step.
Treading forth as I realize I am there to dwell in my might, come
solitude. Seasons passed in my wondering lost for words,
perpetual I shall remain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed, it shall so be
Lyrics Courtesy : Spawn of Possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spawn_of_Possession
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
my life . my soul . my reason
I'm looking for a beat
Checking out a groove
Calling on a crazy
You wanna take a ride
What a look alike
Whatcha say baby
They staring at us
C'mon get up
And they call us lazy
Say come and take a sip
Ride a Zupertrip
Get it on easy
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
Try walking on a slide
So I could try put you on a go-go
Hey why don't you come with me
Or maybe go solo
And looking like a punk rolled into a skunk
Calling for a may-day
You sophisticate I lubricate
Say it's not in my taste
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
courtesy : Them Clones' single - My Life
Checking out a groove
Calling on a crazy
You wanna take a ride
What a look alike
Whatcha say baby
They staring at us
C'mon get up
And they call us lazy
Say come and take a sip
Ride a Zupertrip
Get it on easy
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
Try walking on a slide
So I could try put you on a go-go
Hey why don't you come with me
Or maybe go solo
And looking like a punk rolled into a skunk
Calling for a may-day
You sophisticate I lubricate
Say it's not in my taste
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
courtesy : Them Clones' single - My Life
Friday, May 29, 2009
outplayed , but not outdone
Yes , I am a sulking Manchester United fan , after Wednesday night's miserable defeat to the 'el magnifico' barcelona . The point is I wouldnt have felt so bad , if United would have put up a real fight . Just as we were getting back into the game, messi nailed it with his header . Xavi and Iniesta made Carrick , Giggs and Anderson , look like schoolboys . Its not the defeat , but the manner of defeat , which makes this one very hard to take. Well, like 2 eyes , 2 ears , 1 nose and blah ... everyone has also got an opinion. So heres my opinion on what Man United need to do to retain their status as the best club in the world (which they still are .. form is temporary , class is permanent !)
Goalkeeper : Uncle van der sar has been a great servant to the club during his time , but hes 38 now and seriously we need someone fresher between the posts now . Ben Foster and Kuszack should be getting the nod now
Defence : Whatever happened to Rio and Vida in Rome . They seemed like they had a pint too many before the game !!??? The problem area here is first and foremost the right back position . We need a Dani Alves or Malouda type player there , to turn defence into attack . With all due respect to Gary Neville , but he too is getting old now . Plus there is a huge problem there if Rio or Vida get injured . Backup ??? Johny Evans .... we need atleast one more experienced CB as cover !!!
Midfield : This is one area of the field which used to be our strength , and now I think has become our weakness :( ... After the Giggs-Scholes-Keane-Beckham era , i dont think our midfield has ever been the same again . Giggs and Scholes are red legends , and they will always be , but now surely age is catching up with them . So basically we are left with Ronaldo , Fletcher , Anderson , Hargreaves , Park , Nani , Carrick minus Scholesy and Giggsy i.e . Hardly intimidating :| !! Carrick is a choker , yes , he is a choker on the big stage . Nani ??? ... what the heck is he ??? he is better off doing gymnastics i think.Park , with all due respect , he is pretty average . Anderson ,,, i dont know why people like him ?? he hasnt scored since starting off at united ... We need a playmaker and a winger (maybe a couple of them if Ronaldo leaves) . A kaka and a couple of Ribery clones will surely make this team unbeatable , cos at the moment whatever games we are losing , we are losing it because the opposition midfiled has outplayed ours. Seriously this is one department where SAF should be looking to make major changes .
Attack : If Tevez is leaving , that leaves us with Rooney and Berbatov (more like Berba-fuckoff) as the only two recognized strikers . What the hell is happening in this department , i seriously cant understand . We need another world class striker !!! How we miss Ruud :( ... Get David Villa , even if he costs 50 Million $ or something .... if he clicks , he'll be worth every single penny.
That said and done , I think SAF should really look to bolster his squad now and beat the shit outta Barcelona if we meet them again in next year's CL . I am totally willing to play in the team (if people like anderson can play , so can I).
Goalkeeper : Uncle van der sar has been a great servant to the club during his time , but hes 38 now and seriously we need someone fresher between the posts now . Ben Foster and Kuszack should be getting the nod now
Defence : Whatever happened to Rio and Vida in Rome . They seemed like they had a pint too many before the game !!??? The problem area here is first and foremost the right back position . We need a Dani Alves or Malouda type player there , to turn defence into attack . With all due respect to Gary Neville , but he too is getting old now . Plus there is a huge problem there if Rio or Vida get injured . Backup ??? Johny Evans .... we need atleast one more experienced CB as cover !!!
Midfield : This is one area of the field which used to be our strength , and now I think has become our weakness :( ... After the Giggs-Scholes-Keane-Beckham era , i dont think our midfield has ever been the same again . Giggs and Scholes are red legends , and they will always be , but now surely age is catching up with them . So basically we are left with Ronaldo , Fletcher , Anderson , Hargreaves , Park , Nani , Carrick minus Scholesy and Giggsy i.e . Hardly intimidating :| !! Carrick is a choker , yes , he is a choker on the big stage . Nani ??? ... what the heck is he ??? he is better off doing gymnastics i think.Park , with all due respect , he is pretty average . Anderson ,,, i dont know why people like him ?? he hasnt scored since starting off at united ... We need a playmaker and a winger (maybe a couple of them if Ronaldo leaves) . A kaka and a couple of Ribery clones will surely make this team unbeatable , cos at the moment whatever games we are losing , we are losing it because the opposition midfiled has outplayed ours. Seriously this is one department where SAF should be looking to make major changes .
Attack : If Tevez is leaving , that leaves us with Rooney and Berbatov (more like Berba-fuckoff) as the only two recognized strikers . What the hell is happening in this department , i seriously cant understand . We need another world class striker !!! How we miss Ruud :( ... Get David Villa , even if he costs 50 Million $ or something .... if he clicks , he'll be worth every single penny.
That said and done , I think SAF should really look to bolster his squad now and beat the shit outta Barcelona if we meet them again in next year's CL . I am totally willing to play in the team (if people like anderson can play , so can I).
Saturday, May 9, 2009
these are the champions !
wow wow wow
the dream final everybody was looking for , its Manchester United v/s Barcelona ... the holders v/s the bookies' favorites . Its gonna be one heck of a final .... I have full faith in Man United , a full strength Manchester United side can beat any team in the world on their day , but still , United cant afford to get complacent . Barcelona are chasing a treble this season , and their annihilation of real madrid earlier this season has left little doubt in the minds people about their attacking prowess ,, but minus abidal and minus dani alves , will they have enough cover at the back to stop rooney and co. .... cant wait for 27th of May !!
the dream final everybody was looking for , its Manchester United v/s Barcelona ... the holders v/s the bookies' favorites . Its gonna be one heck of a final .... I have full faith in Man United , a full strength Manchester United side can beat any team in the world on their day , but still , United cant afford to get complacent . Barcelona are chasing a treble this season , and their annihilation of real madrid earlier this season has left little doubt in the minds people about their attacking prowess ,, but minus abidal and minus dani alves , will they have enough cover at the back to stop rooney and co. .... cant wait for 27th of May !!
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