most commonly heard in engineering college daaru parties
1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...
2.You know i am not drunk...
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga...
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai...
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...
11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..
20. Abe sabne finish kar li tu kya kar raha hai chal khaali kar esko.
21. Abe jaldi kaahe ki abhi raat apni hai aur kal chutti hai.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Dehal jokes
Well , there is this genius friend of mine , Arjun Singh Dehal ... if he went into the stand up comedy business , he'd make that vir something something guy look like a dead seal . Here are a couple of his legendary jokes that i remember from college days
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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .
Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .
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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .
Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?
Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai
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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .
Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .
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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .
Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?
Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai
Saturday, July 18, 2009
In my own greed
Silently I step unto my faith, I feel acceptance now, a righteous
path they'll grant. Slavery is all I leave behind, the weak are silent
now, bowed down in their own filth.
Across realms never traveled, rupturing climates, the sun is lost
Dragged through this endless gate, the unseen guides whispers
for the unseen way. Breathless air infuse me, calm I absorb the
chilling wind. Black is what lies ahead, in fear I am no more, I
shall greet its pain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed.
Shielded from, the past I leave behind, another day is rising and
in its womb, my desire. The gift, sent that I possess, arried with
pride, earned before this time. Death, inept to claim my stained
soul, this journey I have tekn, swept me before its hands
In life came clarity at last, I am of the forgotten, my spirit is dead.
Blinding lights as one to be reborn, uplifted and redeemed,
my being their spawn.
I'm the beast that ate my putrid soul in conflict with the earthly,
the fleas of mass disgrace. Harmony, of which I have been
robbed, my course is sacrilegious, I honor every step.
Treading forth as I realize I am there to dwell in my might, come
solitude. Seasons passed in my wondering lost for words,
perpetual I shall remain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed, it shall so be
Lyrics Courtesy : Spawn of Possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spawn_of_Possession
path they'll grant. Slavery is all I leave behind, the weak are silent
now, bowed down in their own filth.
Across realms never traveled, rupturing climates, the sun is lost
Dragged through this endless gate, the unseen guides whispers
for the unseen way. Breathless air infuse me, calm I absorb the
chilling wind. Black is what lies ahead, in fear I am no more, I
shall greet its pain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed.
Shielded from, the past I leave behind, another day is rising and
in its womb, my desire. The gift, sent that I possess, arried with
pride, earned before this time. Death, inept to claim my stained
soul, this journey I have tekn, swept me before its hands
In life came clarity at last, I am of the forgotten, my spirit is dead.
Blinding lights as one to be reborn, uplifted and redeemed,
my being their spawn.
I'm the beast that ate my putrid soul in conflict with the earthly,
the fleas of mass disgrace. Harmony, of which I have been
robbed, my course is sacrilegious, I honor every step.
Treading forth as I realize I am there to dwell in my might, come
solitude. Seasons passed in my wondering lost for words,
perpetual I shall remain.
Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed, it shall so be
Lyrics Courtesy : Spawn of Possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spawn_of_Possession
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
my life . my soul . my reason
I'm looking for a beat
Checking out a groove
Calling on a crazy
You wanna take a ride
What a look alike
Whatcha say baby
They staring at us
C'mon get up
And they call us lazy
Say come and take a sip
Ride a Zupertrip
Get it on easy
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
Try walking on a slide
So I could try put you on a go-go
Hey why don't you come with me
Or maybe go solo
And looking like a punk rolled into a skunk
Calling for a may-day
You sophisticate I lubricate
Say it's not in my taste
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
courtesy : Them Clones' single - My Life
Checking out a groove
Calling on a crazy
You wanna take a ride
What a look alike
Whatcha say baby
They staring at us
C'mon get up
And they call us lazy
Say come and take a sip
Ride a Zupertrip
Get it on easy
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
Try walking on a slide
So I could try put you on a go-go
Hey why don't you come with me
Or maybe go solo
And looking like a punk rolled into a skunk
Calling for a may-day
You sophisticate I lubricate
Say it's not in my taste
My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be
courtesy : Them Clones' single - My Life
Friday, May 29, 2009
outplayed , but not outdone
Yes , I am a sulking Manchester United fan , after Wednesday night's miserable defeat to the 'el magnifico' barcelona . The point is I wouldnt have felt so bad , if United would have put up a real fight . Just as we were getting back into the game, messi nailed it with his header . Xavi and Iniesta made Carrick , Giggs and Anderson , look like schoolboys . Its not the defeat , but the manner of defeat , which makes this one very hard to take. Well, like 2 eyes , 2 ears , 1 nose and blah ... everyone has also got an opinion. So heres my opinion on what Man United need to do to retain their status as the best club in the world (which they still are .. form is temporary , class is permanent !)
Goalkeeper : Uncle van der sar has been a great servant to the club during his time , but hes 38 now and seriously we need someone fresher between the posts now . Ben Foster and Kuszack should be getting the nod now
Defence : Whatever happened to Rio and Vida in Rome . They seemed like they had a pint too many before the game !!??? The problem area here is first and foremost the right back position . We need a Dani Alves or Malouda type player there , to turn defence into attack . With all due respect to Gary Neville , but he too is getting old now . Plus there is a huge problem there if Rio or Vida get injured . Backup ??? Johny Evans .... we need atleast one more experienced CB as cover !!!
Midfield : This is one area of the field which used to be our strength , and now I think has become our weakness :( ... After the Giggs-Scholes-Keane-Beckham era , i dont think our midfield has ever been the same again . Giggs and Scholes are red legends , and they will always be , but now surely age is catching up with them . So basically we are left with Ronaldo , Fletcher , Anderson , Hargreaves , Park , Nani , Carrick minus Scholesy and Giggsy i.e . Hardly intimidating :| !! Carrick is a choker , yes , he is a choker on the big stage . Nani ??? ... what the heck is he ??? he is better off doing gymnastics i think.Park , with all due respect , he is pretty average . Anderson ,,, i dont know why people like him ?? he hasnt scored since starting off at united ... We need a playmaker and a winger (maybe a couple of them if Ronaldo leaves) . A kaka and a couple of Ribery clones will surely make this team unbeatable , cos at the moment whatever games we are losing , we are losing it because the opposition midfiled has outplayed ours. Seriously this is one department where SAF should be looking to make major changes .
Attack : If Tevez is leaving , that leaves us with Rooney and Berbatov (more like Berba-fuckoff) as the only two recognized strikers . What the hell is happening in this department , i seriously cant understand . We need another world class striker !!! How we miss Ruud :( ... Get David Villa , even if he costs 50 Million $ or something .... if he clicks , he'll be worth every single penny.
That said and done , I think SAF should really look to bolster his squad now and beat the shit outta Barcelona if we meet them again in next year's CL . I am totally willing to play in the team (if people like anderson can play , so can I).
Goalkeeper : Uncle van der sar has been a great servant to the club during his time , but hes 38 now and seriously we need someone fresher between the posts now . Ben Foster and Kuszack should be getting the nod now
Defence : Whatever happened to Rio and Vida in Rome . They seemed like they had a pint too many before the game !!??? The problem area here is first and foremost the right back position . We need a Dani Alves or Malouda type player there , to turn defence into attack . With all due respect to Gary Neville , but he too is getting old now . Plus there is a huge problem there if Rio or Vida get injured . Backup ??? Johny Evans .... we need atleast one more experienced CB as cover !!!
Midfield : This is one area of the field which used to be our strength , and now I think has become our weakness :( ... After the Giggs-Scholes-Keane-Beckham era , i dont think our midfield has ever been the same again . Giggs and Scholes are red legends , and they will always be , but now surely age is catching up with them . So basically we are left with Ronaldo , Fletcher , Anderson , Hargreaves , Park , Nani , Carrick minus Scholesy and Giggsy i.e . Hardly intimidating :| !! Carrick is a choker , yes , he is a choker on the big stage . Nani ??? ... what the heck is he ??? he is better off doing gymnastics i think.Park , with all due respect , he is pretty average . Anderson ,,, i dont know why people like him ?? he hasnt scored since starting off at united ... We need a playmaker and a winger (maybe a couple of them if Ronaldo leaves) . A kaka and a couple of Ribery clones will surely make this team unbeatable , cos at the moment whatever games we are losing , we are losing it because the opposition midfiled has outplayed ours. Seriously this is one department where SAF should be looking to make major changes .
Attack : If Tevez is leaving , that leaves us with Rooney and Berbatov (more like Berba-fuckoff) as the only two recognized strikers . What the hell is happening in this department , i seriously cant understand . We need another world class striker !!! How we miss Ruud :( ... Get David Villa , even if he costs 50 Million $ or something .... if he clicks , he'll be worth every single penny.
That said and done , I think SAF should really look to bolster his squad now and beat the shit outta Barcelona if we meet them again in next year's CL . I am totally willing to play in the team (if people like anderson can play , so can I).
Saturday, May 9, 2009
these are the champions !
wow wow wow
the dream final everybody was looking for , its Manchester United v/s Barcelona ... the holders v/s the bookies' favorites . Its gonna be one heck of a final .... I have full faith in Man United , a full strength Manchester United side can beat any team in the world on their day , but still , United cant afford to get complacent . Barcelona are chasing a treble this season , and their annihilation of real madrid earlier this season has left little doubt in the minds people about their attacking prowess ,, but minus abidal and minus dani alves , will they have enough cover at the back to stop rooney and co. .... cant wait for 27th of May !!
the dream final everybody was looking for , its Manchester United v/s Barcelona ... the holders v/s the bookies' favorites . Its gonna be one heck of a final .... I have full faith in Man United , a full strength Manchester United side can beat any team in the world on their day , but still , United cant afford to get complacent . Barcelona are chasing a treble this season , and their annihilation of real madrid earlier this season has left little doubt in the minds people about their attacking prowess ,, but minus abidal and minus dani alves , will they have enough cover at the back to stop rooney and co. .... cant wait for 27th of May !!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
be are sho cool !
this ones dedicated to all the small town people who move into Pune and suddenly give a new meaning to the "pigeon turning into swan" story . Lets start with a college kid who comes here from Ratnagiri or something and joins some college here in Pune . Within one month "bhai" turns to "dude" , pleated trousers are replaced by baggies and converse all stars are the must haves *yawn , so fucking cliche* . "Dude" buys a motorcycle and goes to parties and jives to music which suddenly becomes his favorite*even though he is actually hearing it for the first time*. He knows the guitarist of the city's unknown , unheard of some local third grade apparent rock band , who he claims plays at his birthday bash . "Dude" smokes up every evening and screams "woooooooooo........." from his terrace, which he thinks is causing trouble to the neighbours and is his idea of telling the world "we rule , woooooooooo" . "Dude" even has a guitar at his apartment , which apparently he has never made an effort to learn , but still the chicks will think he plays the guitar "wooooooooo ........" . "Dude" doesnt drink "doodh" anymore , he drinks beer all the time . *yeah ! dude so fucking rules man*.
Next we have a girl who has just joined an IT company in Pune and she hails from Bahadurgarh . She weighs just under 80 kilos and has a face that could remind you about the uncut watermelon in your refrigerator , but still , madam tries to act all feminine and petite . Madam has the figure of Amrish Puri in his youth , but still wears body hugging clothes , the ass seems as if its gonna explode , but still madam wears tight fitting jeans . She has just rented a flat in Aundh , and she lives with her college friends from Bahadurgarh. They are 5 girls staying in a 2 BHK apartment . Madam has just got infected with the "cool" bug . Madam wears make up every morning as if its her wedding , and finishes a bottle of sabse sasta cologne out there in a week . She thinks a guy who wishes her "good morning" is hitting on her . Madam has chocolate milkshake every morning , but ofcourse with skimmed milk , cos shes really into losing weight these days *hope you got the pun in the last sentence* . Madam has a big gang in office , with whom she goes to have lunch in the office cafeteria . The more the number of tables that madam has to join to accomodate her friends , the more popular madam is , and the more people think that "oh my good , they have so many friends !" . *see we have such a big gang of friends , we could like fill noah's ark all by ourselves*. On the weekends madam goes out to have ganne ka juice in the morning , and then makes aalu puri , on which one of madam's friends starts crying "mummy ki yaad aa rahi hai" . The bahadurgarh gang then go out and party on saturday night , with a trip to McDonalds . They even click pictures there , and even ask someone to click a pic with all 5 of them in it. *awww , sob sob* . Madam has never wore anything apart from a suit all her life , but she goes out to Pune Central to buy herself tight fitting tops and jeans *provided theres a sale ofcourse* . Converse all stars are also the latest must haves *jeez , all stars are sho cool* . Madam is a powerful woman of today and is all set to make it into the 100 most powerful women of the world list within 5 years for sure !
Last but not the least we have mr.kool bwaaye from Dariyapur . 'kool bwaaye' , has just moved to Pune to work in sabsetez infotech . 'kool bwaaye' has coloured hair , which looks like hes fallen head first into a shit pot which has not been flushed for about a week. 'kool bwaaye' has heard one song by green day and his orkut profile says "totally into rock music". 'kool bwaaye' owns a Pulsar which is his only claim to fame . 'kool bwaaye' has just patao-fied a bandi from office , and his life is settled now . 'kool bwaaye' has a big gang of friends from office, and they go to see movies at e-square morning shows every weekend . 'kool bwaaye' has just started reading "3 mistakes of my life" and thinks it is the finest piece of literature hes ever read . *actually which is true* . 'kool bwaaye' goes to MG Road with his girlfriend to do 'window shopping' , and hes actually not bought anything since the last clearance sale . 'kool bwaaye' puts photos with him posing as a bodybuilder every other day on orkut and the profile pic will usually be that of him holding a guitar even though hes never actually held one before. 'kool bwaaye' goes to crossword and asks whether they have facebook ? . 'kool bwaaye' thinks the 4 people he lives with in his flat are the 'wackiest dudes on the planet , the coolest , the absolutes , pot bellied greek gods' . 'kool bwaaye''s girlfriend still talks about the time when they went to a pub about 7 months ago and claims they have the best french fries . 'kool bwaaye' gives his birthday treat at Delhi Kitchen where he orders special butter chicken . 'kool bwaaye' is surely living it up !
Next we have a girl who has just joined an IT company in Pune and she hails from Bahadurgarh . She weighs just under 80 kilos and has a face that could remind you about the uncut watermelon in your refrigerator , but still , madam tries to act all feminine and petite . Madam has the figure of Amrish Puri in his youth , but still wears body hugging clothes , the ass seems as if its gonna explode , but still madam wears tight fitting jeans . She has just rented a flat in Aundh , and she lives with her college friends from Bahadurgarh. They are 5 girls staying in a 2 BHK apartment . Madam has just got infected with the "cool" bug . Madam wears make up every morning as if its her wedding , and finishes a bottle of sabse sasta cologne out there in a week . She thinks a guy who wishes her "good morning" is hitting on her . Madam has chocolate milkshake every morning , but ofcourse with skimmed milk , cos shes really into losing weight these days *hope you got the pun in the last sentence* . Madam has a big gang in office , with whom she goes to have lunch in the office cafeteria . The more the number of tables that madam has to join to accomodate her friends , the more popular madam is , and the more people think that "oh my good , they have so many friends !" . *see we have such a big gang of friends , we could like fill noah's ark all by ourselves*. On the weekends madam goes out to have ganne ka juice in the morning , and then makes aalu puri , on which one of madam's friends starts crying "mummy ki yaad aa rahi hai" . The bahadurgarh gang then go out and party on saturday night , with a trip to McDonalds . They even click pictures there , and even ask someone to click a pic with all 5 of them in it. *awww , sob sob* . Madam has never wore anything apart from a suit all her life , but she goes out to Pune Central to buy herself tight fitting tops and jeans *provided theres a sale ofcourse* . Converse all stars are also the latest must haves *jeez , all stars are sho cool* . Madam is a powerful woman of today and is all set to make it into the 100 most powerful women of the world list within 5 years for sure !
Last but not the least we have mr.kool bwaaye from Dariyapur . 'kool bwaaye' , has just moved to Pune to work in sabsetez infotech . 'kool bwaaye' has coloured hair , which looks like hes fallen head first into a shit pot which has not been flushed for about a week. 'kool bwaaye' has heard one song by green day and his orkut profile says "totally into rock music". 'kool bwaaye' owns a Pulsar which is his only claim to fame . 'kool bwaaye' has just patao-fied a bandi from office , and his life is settled now . 'kool bwaaye' has a big gang of friends from office, and they go to see movies at e-square morning shows every weekend . 'kool bwaaye' has just started reading "3 mistakes of my life" and thinks it is the finest piece of literature hes ever read . *actually which is true* . 'kool bwaaye' goes to MG Road with his girlfriend to do 'window shopping' , and hes actually not bought anything since the last clearance sale . 'kool bwaaye' puts photos with him posing as a bodybuilder every other day on orkut and the profile pic will usually be that of him holding a guitar even though hes never actually held one before. 'kool bwaaye' goes to crossword and asks whether they have facebook ? . 'kool bwaaye' thinks the 4 people he lives with in his flat are the 'wackiest dudes on the planet , the coolest , the absolutes , pot bellied greek gods' . 'kool bwaaye''s girlfriend still talks about the time when they went to a pub about 7 months ago and claims they have the best french fries . 'kool bwaaye' gives his birthday treat at Delhi Kitchen where he orders special butter chicken . 'kool bwaaye' is surely living it up !
Sunday, March 8, 2009
war for territory
brilliant song by sepultura .... these guys are talking about how the current world is possessed with blood hungry people killing each other for territory , in the name of religion , caste ,,, and what not ...
Territory
Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Sucking your trust
A trap in every word
War for territory
War for territory
Choice control
Behind propaganda
Poor information
To manage your anger
Dictators speech
Blasting off your life
Rule to kill the urge
Dumb assholes speech
Years of fighting
Teaching my son
To believe in that man
Racist human being
Racist ground will live
Shame and regret
Of the pride
You've once possessed
Territory
Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Sucking your trust
A trap in every word
War for territory
War for territory
Choice control
Behind propaganda
Poor information
To manage your anger
Dictators speech
Blasting off your life
Rule to kill the urge
Dumb assholes speech
Years of fighting
Teaching my son
To believe in that man
Racist human being
Racist ground will live
Shame and regret
Of the pride
You've once possessed
Monday, March 2, 2009
seems like i have finally broken the jinx , or have I ? .. the power to say 'NO' . I used to be of a very naive nature , and whenever someone asked me "lets do this" , "lets go fishing" , "come to my place for a beer" , I was not able to say 'NO' , even though I might not be even 1 % interested in doing whatever whatever .... Yeah , maybe after attaining this superpower (no less than a superpower it is for me ! ) , people might stop calling me to do whatever whatever ... but remember , I aint saying it (NO) cos' I wanna prove a point or something , I am just saying it (NO) cos I dont feel like doing your whatever whatever .... !
Thursday, February 19, 2009
stop it !
while shri ram sena are attacking pubs in mangalore , saying it is against our 'sanskriti' for women to go to pubs , there is sexual harrasment going on in offices all across the country ... 1 question ... were there pubs in prehistoric times as in was there a TGIF in hastinapur , which was probably called 'shukra hai aaj shukravaar hai' or something ... ? .. where in the vedas is it mentioned that women cant go to pubs , who are these modern day goons to decide , what women can and cannot do ? .. and is it mentioned anywhere in their manuscripts , that harassing women sexually is a good thing ?
lets face the fact , indians are one of the most sexually starved species in the world ... they can literally rape a woman with their eyes ! .. office is supposed to be a place where people come to make a living , to make a career . girls from all over the country come to other towns to make something happen in their lives . women are supposed to be respected , not seen as a mere object , but these are bookish things as far as women in india are concerned . just today , a female friend of mine was complaining about this guy , who was getting too friendly with her . what is in the minds of these people , just cos she is friendly with me , doesn't mean that she should be the same with everyone ? i must admit that sometimes even i get involved in talks about girls in office , with the other guys , but i definitely know my limits and where to stop .
my advice to these female attention craving guys is to know your limits , when talking to a girl , or interacting with her , cos you might think that you acting macho/funny is totally hitting on with the girl , but 99 % of the times you are actually making yourselves look like a jackass to the girls . i just cant believe how people cannot read the signs when a woman is not interested in talking to them , they just blabber on and on and on .... cant really blame it on these guys also , most of the people in the IT industry are from small towns , where talking to a girl or being friends with one is seen an achievement , none less than winning the academy award . these girls who are the victims of harassment at work should in fact report any such incident to the HR , major or minor so that at least these starved male coworkers are at least afraid of the consequences of their actions .
RESPECT WOMEN AND STOP SEXUAL HARASMENT AT WORK .
STOP IT !
lets face the fact , indians are one of the most sexually starved species in the world ... they can literally rape a woman with their eyes ! .. office is supposed to be a place where people come to make a living , to make a career . girls from all over the country come to other towns to make something happen in their lives . women are supposed to be respected , not seen as a mere object , but these are bookish things as far as women in india are concerned . just today , a female friend of mine was complaining about this guy , who was getting too friendly with her . what is in the minds of these people , just cos she is friendly with me , doesn't mean that she should be the same with everyone ? i must admit that sometimes even i get involved in talks about girls in office , with the other guys , but i definitely know my limits and where to stop .
my advice to these female attention craving guys is to know your limits , when talking to a girl , or interacting with her , cos you might think that you acting macho/funny is totally hitting on with the girl , but 99 % of the times you are actually making yourselves look like a jackass to the girls . i just cant believe how people cannot read the signs when a woman is not interested in talking to them , they just blabber on and on and on .... cant really blame it on these guys also , most of the people in the IT industry are from small towns , where talking to a girl or being friends with one is seen an achievement , none less than winning the academy award . these girls who are the victims of harassment at work should in fact report any such incident to the HR , major or minor so that at least these starved male coworkers are at least afraid of the consequences of their actions .
RESPECT WOMEN AND STOP SEXUAL HARASMENT AT WORK .
STOP IT !
Monday, February 9, 2009
politician ka bacha politician , actor ka bacha politician , politician ka bacha actor , actor ka bacha actor ... hum kya hilaayein baith ke ?
im sick of this weird trend in our country .... some people say that the caste system has been abolished now ... you know ,,, the thing that used to take place in the pauraanik kaal or something .... naai ka bacha naai banega , brahmin ka bacha brahmin ... thousands of years down the line ,,, have we really moved on ?
yesterday some news channel was showing a brief summary of what mr.dharmendar has done , since he was elected the MP from bikaner in rajasthan . let alone caring for the people of his constituency , he hasnt even been there once since being elected to parliament . people like him and his sons make me believe in the 'lucky sperm' theory ! he doesnt give a damn about his constituency , and on top of that mr.d(haram) is giving statements like "aap kya chaahate hain main wahaan ja ke jhaadu lagaaun , roti banaaun ?" ... wtf jackasss , dont you have a liability towards the people who voted you into the parliament in the first place ? same applies for mr.macho man of yesteryears , vinod khanna . though i am very proud to say that he is an alumni of our school , but that doesnt change the fact that he has done shit for his constituency gurdaspur , since being elected MP from there . all these guys can think about is a lavish home in leutyen's delhi , dinners at india international centre , plays at india habitat centre .. and maybe shitting at india international toilet or something .... whatever happened to the non glamorous things associated with being a big shot politician ? like actually thinking about how to develop your area , how to improve the educational facilities in that area and being proudly able to say that my area has shown the most major development in the last 5 years ... no sir ! , they care a crap about all this .
in the contemporary indian society business , politics and bollywood have together led to the formation of a society where you can say , the rich will keep getting richer .. power and money go hand in hand . if you have power , you are bound to make some big bucks , and the vice versa is ... ohhhh so true ! the kapoors for example , the first family of bollywood or whatever (balls !!! ... whatever) . raj kapoor was the showman , no doubt about it .... what amazes me is that his family has made movies into a sort of family business . honestly speaking there are a lot of talented kids out there who are taking professional acting courses and stuff , to reach the point where the likes of kareena kapoor can just take their lazy bums , without making any real effort.then there is the kid's favourite , hrithik roshan (remember the ad , hrithik hrithik mujhe aapse milna hai!!) . for all his biceps and green eyes or purple testicles or whatever , the man knows shit about acting . if he thinks he is the al pacino of india or something after doing movies like 'main prem ki deewani huun' , well he can just take his 11th finger up his diamond studded butt. then there are the likes of herman baweja , dancing with robots in 2050 . bollywood has become something of a place , where you just need a good face , a hot bod ... and acting toh dheere dheere saare seekh he lenge ! i know shah rukh has many critics in the industry , but hats off to the man , for making it this big on his own . he didnt have any contacts or daddies launching him and stuff . what he managed was totally on his own .
yesterday some news channel was showing a brief summary of what mr.dharmendar has done , since he was elected the MP from bikaner in rajasthan . let alone caring for the people of his constituency , he hasnt even been there once since being elected to parliament . people like him and his sons make me believe in the 'lucky sperm' theory ! he doesnt give a damn about his constituency , and on top of that mr.d(haram) is giving statements like "aap kya chaahate hain main wahaan ja ke jhaadu lagaaun , roti banaaun ?" ... wtf jackasss , dont you have a liability towards the people who voted you into the parliament in the first place ? same applies for mr.macho man of yesteryears , vinod khanna . though i am very proud to say that he is an alumni of our school , but that doesnt change the fact that he has done shit for his constituency gurdaspur , since being elected MP from there . all these guys can think about is a lavish home in leutyen's delhi , dinners at india international centre , plays at india habitat centre .. and maybe shitting at india international toilet or something .... whatever happened to the non glamorous things associated with being a big shot politician ? like actually thinking about how to develop your area , how to improve the educational facilities in that area and being proudly able to say that my area has shown the most major development in the last 5 years ... no sir ! , they care a crap about all this .
in the contemporary indian society business , politics and bollywood have together led to the formation of a society where you can say , the rich will keep getting richer .. power and money go hand in hand . if you have power , you are bound to make some big bucks , and the vice versa is ... ohhhh so true ! the kapoors for example , the first family of bollywood or whatever (balls !!! ... whatever) . raj kapoor was the showman , no doubt about it .... what amazes me is that his family has made movies into a sort of family business . honestly speaking there are a lot of talented kids out there who are taking professional acting courses and stuff , to reach the point where the likes of kareena kapoor can just take their lazy bums , without making any real effort.then there is the kid's favourite , hrithik roshan (remember the ad , hrithik hrithik mujhe aapse milna hai!!) . for all his biceps and green eyes or purple testicles or whatever , the man knows shit about acting . if he thinks he is the al pacino of india or something after doing movies like 'main prem ki deewani huun' , well he can just take his 11th finger up his diamond studded butt. then there are the likes of herman baweja , dancing with robots in 2050 . bollywood has become something of a place , where you just need a good face , a hot bod ... and acting toh dheere dheere saare seekh he lenge ! i know shah rukh has many critics in the industry , but hats off to the man , for making it this big on his own . he didnt have any contacts or daddies launching him and stuff . what he managed was totally on his own .
what if similar sort of thing happened in hollywood ? .... brad pitt ka bacha would have been launched in his uncle tom cruise's production ... there is no place for talent in bollywood ... just contacts ... come to think of it , do the likes of zaayed khan , fardheen khan and i dunno who all khan have it in them to be actors on their own ? ... ney i dun think so ... they are all there because of daddy dearest .... that guy herman baweja , sucks donkey balls man as anybody whos seen love story 2050 will tell you ! the movie would've been better off , had they taken another robot in his place ! lately sanjay dutt joins politics ... wow ! he might be a good actor , a good person or whatever , but does that make him a good politician ??? .... dude ! what about those people who have been involved in active politics since their student life , studied politics ... they aint capable politicians , just cos they are not famous ? ... what kind of an ideology are we following in this country ?
there are endless examples like these which suggest that if you aint born with a silver spoon in your mouth , you gotta work hard for a living !
Monday, January 19, 2009
i cant forget to play my guitar
its a passion , it is not a timepass for me
it seems very easy , when you see people do it on the Tv
if you really did learn to play and had practiced , you couldn't have forgotten yaar
cos i definitely cant forget to play my guitar
some play it too woo the girls
some just for the sake of it , say they do
take it easy , its just an instrument bro
if you really wanna learn it , stop making up stories , and you'll have to start really slow
if playing an imaginary guitar is not enough , people make up imaginary bands they were part of
this might make you a cult hero among the common people , but you cant fool the people who were really part of that stuff
those people are not fools you know , they made their fingers bleed to learn the thing
why not just accept the fact that you never did , never can ... and just try maybe to sing ?
im 23 alright , and most of the things happening around me might not be cool
but pretending to be what you really aint , is the kind of stuff , i got over when i was in school
wait wait wait .. this thing is sort of going out of context , getting sort of agressive too ...
but who cares , what the heck this is my blog ... so if you are getting offended and stuff , all i can say is foutre vous
it seems very easy , when you see people do it on the Tv
if you really did learn to play and had practiced , you couldn't have forgotten yaar
cos i definitely cant forget to play my guitar
some play it too woo the girls
some just for the sake of it , say they do
take it easy , its just an instrument bro
if you really wanna learn it , stop making up stories , and you'll have to start really slow
if playing an imaginary guitar is not enough , people make up imaginary bands they were part of
this might make you a cult hero among the common people , but you cant fool the people who were really part of that stuff
those people are not fools you know , they made their fingers bleed to learn the thing
why not just accept the fact that you never did , never can ... and just try maybe to sing ?
im 23 alright , and most of the things happening around me might not be cool
but pretending to be what you really aint , is the kind of stuff , i got over when i was in school
wait wait wait .. this thing is sort of going out of context , getting sort of agressive too ...
but who cares , what the heck this is my blog ... so if you are getting offended and stuff , all i can say is foutre vous
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