Dehal jokes

Well , there is this genius friend of mine , Arjun Singh Dehal ... if he went into the stand up comedy business , he'd make that vir something something guy look like a dead seal . Here are a couple of his legendary jokes that i remember from college days

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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .

Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .


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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .

Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?

Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai