ronster inc.

today , i went to gurudwara with my dad in the morning , everything was pretty normal , we prayed , and then went to the sarovar behind the gurudwara . Seeing the fishes in there and my dad dipping his feet in the water reminded me of my childhood . It was an amazing feeling , as if god himself was saying "what have you become child" . I have never ever felt this strongly about life before as I did in that one instance . The innocent me of 15 years back who would run around the sarovar with my dad shouting "ronnie , mat bhaag aas paas , chot lag jaayegi" , and this monster that I have turned into today who thinks that giving sarcastic answers to parents is a very smart thing to do . I swear to lord , I will do my utmost to remain the child that I was to my parents all those years ago . Somehow life doesnt let anyone remain simple and innocent , and eventually we all become frustrated in some sort of way , and so have I . Now after this introspection and divine intervention that I felt, I have a renewed respect for my parents . This ronster will turn into their chhota sa bacha ronnie again :)

change of views !

maybe taking a break from job has gotten to me , or maybe it has been a good experience . All the frustrations have slowly been swept away . It is now that I realize the importance of family . My sister who used to be my nemesis when we were kids is now the driving force in my life . My mum has been the shield that has protected me from all things bad that come my way . It is now that I realize it , but better late than never .Now that I am back home, I hate pune even more than before , and often end up asking myself, that was my stint there really worth it ? Down with your aamchis and kaamchis or whatever ... Saadi dilli is the best . Still trying to get into a good B school . It is now after 24 long years of my life that I have realized, that struggle is an inherent part of life , and there are 2 ways to deal with it . Crib or fight . I always used to crib , but now I see myself leaning towards the latter . I havent had the best childhoods by any stretch of anyone's imagination , and that has sort of transformed my heart into a cold solid rock (aaahh ... poetry) . I always felt hard done by everything happening around me , but now I have realized that life aint no international court of justice or anything . Its life . Work hard . Do well .

Lets see how long the optimism lasts :P !

common lines after people get drunk

most commonly heard in engineering college daaru parties

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...

2.You know i am not drunk...

3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga...

5. Tu bura mat manana bhai...

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...

10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...

11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...

12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...

13. Baap ko mat Sikha.

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...

19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..

20. Abe sabne finish kar li tu kya kar raha hai chal khaali kar esko.

21. Abe jaldi kaahe ki abhi raat apni hai aur kal chutti hai.

Dehal jokes

Well , there is this genius friend of mine , Arjun Singh Dehal ... if he went into the stand up comedy business , he'd make that vir something something guy look like a dead seal . Here are a couple of his legendary jokes that i remember from college days

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Maalkin : ramu yeh le Rs. 10 , aur baazaar se akhrot lekar aa .

Ramu : maalkin , par aapke toh daant he nahi hain .


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Ek baar aam hawa mein ud raha hota hai , aur seb zameen par chal raha hota hai .

Seb to Aam : abey saale tu hawa mein ud raha hai , aur main zameen pe , aisa kyun ?

Aam : Hum red and white peene waalon ki baat he kuchh aur hai

In my own greed

Silently I step unto my faith, I feel acceptance now, a righteous
path they'll grant. Slavery is all I leave behind, the weak are silent
now, bowed down in their own filth.

Across realms never traveled, rupturing climates, the sun is lost
Dragged through this endless gate, the unseen guides whispers
for the unseen way. Breathless air infuse me, calm I absorb the
chilling wind. Black is what lies ahead, in fear I am no more, I
shall greet its pain.

Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed.

Shielded from, the past I leave behind, another day is rising and
in its womb, my desire. The gift, sent that I possess, arried with
pride, earned before this time. Death, inept to claim my stained
soul, this journey I have tekn, swept me before its hands
In life came clarity at last, I am of the forgotten, my spirit is dead.

Blinding lights as one to be reborn, uplifted and redeemed,
my being their spawn.

I'm the beast that ate my putrid soul in conflict with the earthly,
the fleas of mass disgrace. Harmony, of which I have been
robbed, my course is sacrilegious, I honor every step.

Treading forth as I realize I am there to dwell in my might, come
solitude. Seasons passed in my wondering lost for words,
perpetual I shall remain.

Luminous at last, my broken soul with torn off wings through
spiteful greed I shall find peace. In my own greed. I seek what I
should dread, longing for the kingdom high, the promise left to
serve my kind. In my own greed, it shall so be

Lyrics Courtesy : Spawn of Possession http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spawn_of_Possession

roots , bloody roots

my life . my soul . my reason

I'm looking for a beat
Checking out a groove
Calling on a crazy

You wanna take a ride
What a look alike
Whatcha say baby

They staring at us
C'mon get up
And they call us lazy

Say come and take a sip
Ride a Zupertrip
Get it on easy

My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be

Try walking on a slide
So I could try put you on a go-go

Hey why don't you come with me
Or maybe go solo

And looking like a punk rolled into a skunk
Calling for a may-day

You sophisticate I lubricate
Say it's not in my taste

My life, my soul, my reason
My world, my way to be



courtesy : Them Clones' single - My Life